Thank You, Adam
In the beginning of the 7th grade, I started wearing the same hoodie everyday to school. The sweatshirt’s purpose was to hide my boners and avoid embarrassment from strange protrusions, which were becoming more and more frequent. It was very annoying because I felt kids were judging me for wearing the same hoodie everyday, even when the weather was warm.
In the summer before the 8th grade I was listening to Loveline on the radio (a staple of middle school summer nights) when a teenager called in with a question. “How do I hide my boner?” Adam Corolla sighed and answered simply, “You just hide it under your belt buckle.” This tactic in boner management had never occurred to me before.
I threw away the hoodie and life was much easier after that. Thanks Adam.