The Keys To My Kingdom

Southern California Male in the First Half of His Twenties

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Sometimes I feel a little strange dirty-talking to my boyfriend. Maybe I haven't heard my own voice enough, but is there a way to ease into this? asked by Anonymous

I was going to tell a really funny story about this, but I decided it revealed too much.

With that said, this is about context. Think about how you are treated and spoken to at a really nice restaurant. The wait staff accommodates your requests with professionalism and treats you very well. Now think about how you’re treated at McDonalds. If a McDonalds team member came up to you as you were eating a Big Mac and said, “Excuse me madam, but perhaps a carbonated beverage would help you wash down your meal this evening?” You’d be asking yourself where the fuck did that guy come from?

That’s how I view dirty talking. If you’re caught in the trance and both of you are in that sexual state of mind, then you can literally say anything you want and it won’t be awkward because it fits the situation. If you actually mean it from your heart and aren’t just parroting something you saw in a porn clip, then you truly have nothing to worry about. Rewire the connection of mouth-to-brain to mouth-to-pussy and let your lips do the rest. Everyone wins.  

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