Lets play the game where you walk in on me reading your favorite book in nothing but my skivvies. You can play with me while I read aloud to you until I simply can't anymore. asked by Anonymous
1) You are from England, because you used the word “skivvies” and I had to look it up.
2) My favorite book in the whole wide world (you spelled “favorite” like an American though?) is a book most people think is very boring and they don’t like it after they pick it up. If by chance you actually read it and liked it even just a little bit, I’d get the hardest veiny hard on that the world had ever seen and it would split you in half and then I wouldn’t have a pussy to fuck, a girl to read to me, and a subject of the Queen to listen to Beatles records with.
It’s ok though, you probably won’t like it.
