The Keys To My Kingdom

Southern California Male in the First Half of His Twenties

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Someone brought this to my attention. It’s a perfume that smells like a vagina. I have no idea if it actually does (who is gonna buy it and report back to the rest of us?) but I figured out a really good purpose for it. If I was a tranny and had my dick cut off and had the whole vagina sculpting procedure, this would be the perfect product to add another layer of realism to that. You know, if you’re going the full nine yards you might as well add this down south to complete the circle.
I know, my mind is really fucked up.

Someone brought this to my attention. It’s a perfume that smells like a vagina. I have no idea if it actually does (who is gonna buy it and report back to the rest of us?) but I figured out a really good purpose for it. If I was a tranny and had my dick cut off and had the whole vagina sculpting procedure, this would be the perfect product to add another layer of realism to that. You know, if you’re going the full nine yards you might as well add this down south to complete the circle.

I know, my mind is really fucked up.

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