The Keys To My Kingdom

Southern California Male in His Mid Twenties

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Camel Toe At The Gym

So there’s this woman that I spoke to for the first time today at the gym. I’m not trying to fuck her not because I don’t want to but because I have no chance because she’s probably got some twenty years on me. And even though she’s older, her body is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick and her face is great for her age. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that she has the best female body in the gym and I think she knows it because she’s always showing it off.

She also has huge boobs which I haven’t been able to determine if they are real or not. I would imagine that boobs that big at her age would be a bit more billowy and bob about a bit more, but she has on this tight sports bra that keeps them in place pretty well. I’m not familiar with sport bras but I’m pretty sure that’s their purpose, to keep boobs in place so they’re not flopping around and hitting you in the face or knocking things over when you’re exercising. I also think she’s Portuguese, but I can’t confirm this. I heard her speaking what to me sounds like Portuguese to some dude. She is also very tan, which would be consistent with being Portuguese. High pitched, feminine voice too that’s a sharp contrast to her toned body.

OK, so this woman walks by me and I’m looking at the mirror to see her reflection and she has fucking camel toe like you wouldn’t believe! It was sort of awkward because I don’t know what the protocol is for camel toe. For boners, its like, “Shit, tuck it under the belt before anyone sees anything.” Maybe someone will catch you putting your hand down your pants and you can both chuckle a bit, but what do you do for camel toe, ladies? “Ah, pardon me mademoiselle, but I can see the outline of your vagina. Just thought I’d let you know.” There’s nothing wrong with boners and pussy outlines but you know, we’re in public.

"Hey, you done with those weights?" "Yeah, you can use ‘em." "Thanks."

That was it. If anything more happens or if we go on a date or something, I’ll be sure to write about it.

  1. maryan-morgendorffer said: Does she have a accent when she speaks English? If it sounds more Slavic, she’s Portuguese. If it sounds more Latin (think Italian or French, not typical Mexican) than she’s probably some sort of Hispanic. Peruvian or Nicaraguan, with that skin.
  2. nukuler said: Look, if a pair of pants gives you cameltoe, there’s nothing you can do about it except wear a different pair of pants. She’s doing it on purpose.
  3. sugarrr-tits said: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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