February 2012
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Leonardo Da Vinci Drives A Beat Up Lincoln...
A red light brought me to a stop when an old crazy looking grey beard honked behind me. I looked up to the rear view mirror and he was driving a decaying Lincoln Continental from the late 70’s. He reached around the floor and pulled up a white piece of paper which for a millisecond I mistook for a gun. The paper read:
“YOUR LEFT TAIL LIGHT IS OUT” and it was typed.
TYPED.
A...
Anonymous asked: Did you know that women can cum from sex dreams? It's an absolutely amazing experience that rocks the whole body so hard you wake up nearly screaming.
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The Rare Gift Of A Wet Dream
Cumming in a wet dream is voyeuristic. The brain and body and five senses pack themselves into a station wagon and go see a movie starring my penis. The only thing you feel during a wet dream are contractions in the groin and sperm flowing through the pipes.
Do you see how this differs from every other orgasm? Say a girl is on top; you feel her pussy, her thighs, the bed, the pillow, sweat, and...
January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Sometimes I feel a little strange dirty-talking to my boyfriend. Maybe I haven't heard my own voice enough, but is there a way to ease into this?
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For my followers in Southern California
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Thank You, Adam
In the beginning of the 7th grade, I started wearing the same hoodie everyday to school. The sweatshirt’s purpose was to hide my boners and avoid embarrassment from strange protrusions, which were becoming more and more frequent. It was very annoying because I felt kids were judging me for wearing the same hoodie everyday, even when the weather was warm.
In the summer before the 8th grade I...
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I was in the Red Light district in Amsterdam one...
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Anonymous asked: Lets play the game where you walk in on me reading your favorite book in nothing but my skivvies. You can play with me while I read aloud to you until I simply can't anymore.
My breasts,
They will always be open
December 2011
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John Lennon was slain by a bullet 31 years ago...
Anonymous asked: Are you attractive or do you just know how to write?
